If any of the following characters are identified as real-life human beings it is possibly not a coincidence. Names have been removed as I prefer to keep my friends in my life and listen to more of this:
Me: You look a bit tired.
Friend: Look I?
Friend: If I was a gay boy I'd want to be a drag AND queen
Friend: I am so excited I would give my notice if I had a
job!
Friend: I think George Clooney is so fit in this movie.
Me: Erm we are watching Mama Mia, he’s not in there
Friend: So? What’s your point?
Friend: What's that place called where you take a shower? Oh
yeah a shower...
Me: I really want to meet a Greek guy
Friend: Oh you should've come to church last night!
Friend: Audrey Hepburn, I don't know if she's dead yet, but
she will be.
Me: Have you got the Elena stick? (Elena's memory stick...)
Friend to me: Are you gonna put this in your book with all
the funny sayings?
Friend #2: What about my boobs?!
Friend: Did you like the midget?
Friend #2: Me what?!?
Friend: What happens if I print a picture out on a card?
Friend #2: You will have a picture on a card!
Me: Did you know that it was the end of the world yesterday?
Friend: Where?
Me: I love indian food.
Friend: I love free food.
Friend #2: I love food.
Friend: Finally the Sun's come out and so have I
Me: Where do we go upstairs?
Friend: On the stairs...
Me: I can't date a non smoker.
Friend: Why? At least he wouldn't take your cigarettes.
Friend: I'm not gonna stay out till late.
Me (pointing at a half full bottle of wine): looks like
we're staying for a while... a wine while.
Me: Maybe you'll have a cute guy in your course.
Friend: I want to have a gay guy there, so I can have my own
gay friend and won't have to borrow yours!
Friend: You should ask him out.
Me: Nooo Why should I?!!!
Friend: He's good looking
Me: But he's young...
Friend: But he can FUCK
Friend: Well she's not ugly but if I was a lesbian she
wouldn't be my type
Friend: Are you drinking ice-tea?
Friend #2: Yea.
Friend: Is it cold?
Me: I have so many spots I don't know why
Friend: It's because of your sex life
Me: What sex life?
Friend: EXACTLY
Me: I have to find a way to make loads of money
Friend: You could sell your organs
Friend: I don't remember my password, so do I now create a
new account?
Friend: I was gonna go as a sperm but then I had to go to
work...
Friend: Do they sell the same size batteries in Spain as in
England?
Friend: He's like herpes, you will never get rid of him.