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Sunday, 23 September 2012

Snippets of the past


Glass country (dedicated to my forgotten self)

When I walked through the gates of my New Life leaving the broken soul outside, I was afraid to look at my face and ask: ‘What’s waiting for me here?’ Where have my honoured dreams gone? Dreams that were supposed to be called my future. And why am I laughing at the matt shadows of this sweet pain?

As the fake fire-costume wore off of my shackled soul my mind became the landlord of the immature heart. My shining blindness was replaced by the inner-eye but it arrived too late to see the bleeding wounds inside.

But I’m not going to let my translucent country to be occupied again and I will be standing on top of my glass castle as a winner. This war is ending now without chains and with laughter because I know there is no turning back.

 July 2005

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The winner

He was staring at his long gone past with a questioning look and took off his ancient clothes. And nothing else arrived. The dance has now finished, this is it so take off your shoes and go! Your camouflage heart is breaking but be happy and celebrate as you are the hero: you conquered yourself.

 July 2005
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Sunday, 2 September 2012

He said she said...


If any of the following characters are identified as real-life human beings it is possibly not a coincidence. Names have been removed as I prefer to keep my friends in my life and listen to more of this:



Me: You look a bit tired.
Friend: Look I?

Friend: If I was a gay boy I'd want to be a drag AND queen

Friend: I am so excited I would give my notice if I had a job!

Friend: I think George Clooney is so fit in this movie.
Me: Erm we are watching Mama Mia, he’s not in there
Friend: So? What’s your point?

Friend: What's that place called where you take a shower? Oh yeah a shower...

Me: I really want to meet a Greek guy
Friend: Oh you should've come to church last night!

Friend: Audrey Hepburn, I don't know if she's dead yet, but she will be.

Me: Have you got the Elena stick? (Elena's memory stick...)

Friend to me: Are you gonna put this in your book with all the funny sayings?
Friend #2: What about my boobs?!
 
Friend: Did you like the midget?
Friend #2: Me what?!?      
                              
     

Friend: What happens if I print a picture out on a card?      
Friend #2: You will have a picture on a card!


Me: Did you know that it was the end of the world yesterday?
Friend: Where?
 
Me: I love indian food.
Friend: I love free food.
Friend #2: I love food.

Friend: Finally the Sun's come out and so have I

Me: Where do we go upstairs?
Friend: On the stairs...

Me: I can't date a non smoker.
Friend: Why? At least he wouldn't take your cigarettes.

Friend: I'm not gonna stay out till late.
Me (pointing at a half full bottle of wine): looks like we're staying for a while... a wine while.

Me: Maybe you'll have a cute guy in your course.
Friend: I want to have a gay guy there, so I can have my own gay friend and won't have to borrow yours!

Friend: You should ask him out.
Me: Nooo Why should I?!!!
Friend: He's good looking
Me: But he's young...
Friend: But he can FUCK

Friend: Well she's not ugly but if I was a lesbian she wouldn't be my type

Friend: Are you drinking ice-tea?
Friend #2: Yea.
Friend: Is it cold?

Me: I have so many spots I don't know why
Friend: It's because of your sex life
Me: What sex life?
Friend: EXACTLY

Me: I have to find a way to make loads of money
Friend: You could sell your organs

Friend: I don't remember my password, so do I now create a new account?

Friend: I was gonna go as a sperm but then I had to go to work...

Friend: Do they sell the same size batteries in Spain as in England?

Friend: He's like herpes, you will never get rid of him.