He said she said...

If any of the following characters are identified as real-life human beings it is possibly not a coincidence. Names have been removed as I prefer to keep my friends in my life and listen to more of this:

Me: You look a bit tired.

Friend: Look I?

Friend: If I was a gay boy I'd want to be a drag AND queen

Friend: I am so excited I would give my notice if I had a job!

Friend: I think George Clooney is so fit in this movie.

Me: Erm we are watching Mama Mia, he’s not in there

Friend: So? What’s your point?

Friend: What's that place called where you take a shower? Oh yeah a shower...

Me: I really want to meet a Greek guy

Friend: Oh you should've come to church last night!

Friend: Audrey Hepburn, I don't know if she's dead yet, but she will be.

Me: Have you got the Elena stick? (Elena's memory stick...)

Friend to me: Are you gonna put this in your book with all the funny sayings?

Friend #2: What about my boobs?!

 
Friend: Did you like the midget?

Friend #2: Me what?!?      
                              
     

Friend: What happens if I print a picture out on a card?      

Friend #2: You will have a picture on a card!

Me: Did you know that it was the end of the world yesterday?

Friend: Where?

 

Me: I love indian food.

Friend: I love free food.

Friend #2: I love food.

Friend: Finally the Sun's come out and so have I

Me: Where do we go upstairs?

Friend: On the stairs...

Me: I can't date a non smoker.

Friend: Why? At least he wouldn't take your cigarettes.

Friend: I'm not gonna stay out till late.

Me (pointing at a half full bottle of wine): looks like we're staying for a while... a wine while.

Me: Maybe you'll have a cute guy in your course.

Friend: I want to have a gay guy there, so I can have my own gay friend and won't have to borrow yours!

Friend: You should ask him out.

Me: Nooo Why should I?!!!

Friend: He's good looking

Me: But he's young...

Friend: But he can FUCK

Friend: Well she's not ugly but if I was a lesbian she wouldn't be my type

Friend: Are you drinking ice-tea?

Friend #2: Yea.

Friend: Is it cold?

Me: I have so many spots I don't know why

Friend: It's because of your sex life

Me: What sex life?

Friend: EXACTLY

Me: I have to find a way to make loads of money

Friend: You could sell your organs

Friend: I don't remember my password, so do I now create a new account?

Friend: I was gonna go as a sperm but then I had to go to work...

Friend: Do they sell the same size batteries in Spain as in England?

Friend: He's like herpes, you will never get rid of him.